Total Medals Earned: 194 (From 60 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,625 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/40 (5/500 points)
Clear VR Mission without getting hit!
Clear VR Mission with 100% neatness!
Clear VR Mission without hitting any cones!
Clear VR Mission with all medals!
Clear VR Mission in under a minute!
Clear Parking Lot without getting hit!
Clear Parking Lot with 100% neatness!
Clear Parking Lot without hitting any cones!
Clear Parking Lot with all medals!
Clear Parking Lot in under a minute!
Clear NG Warehouse without getting hit!
Clear NG Warehouse with 100% neatness!
Clear NG Warehouse without hitting any buckets!
Clear NG Warehouse with all medals!
Clear NG Warehouse in under a minute!
Clear Tennis court without getting hit!
Clear Tennis Court with 100% neatness!
Clear Tennis Court without hitting any cones!
Clear Tennis Court with all medals!
Clear Tennis Court in under a minute!
Clear Ritz Arcade without getting hit!
Clear Ritz Arcade with 100% neatness!
Clear Ritz Arcade without hitting any pins!
Clear Ritz Arcade with all medals!
Clear Ritz Arcade in under a minute!
Clear Tom's Desktop without getting hit!
Clear Tom's Desktop with 100% neatness!
Clear Tom's Desktop without hitting any cones!
Clear Tom's Desktop with all medals!
Clear Tom's Desktop in under a minute!
Clear Marathon mode with 0 deaths!
Clear Marathon mode with 6 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 12 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 18 medals!
Clear Marathon mode with 24 medals!
Run over a strange looking thing.
Witness something strange in NG Warehouse.
Witness something strange in Tennis Court.
Witness something strange in Tom's Desktop.
Witness something strange on the Title screen.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/5 points)
Open Paristroyer
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
( o ) v ( o )
Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 4/10 (20/355 points)
Your first Smackaroo
10 Ants in my PANTS
50 shades of petah
100 tobonkies
250 deaths
500 hand labours
toyota corrolla for 1000
2500 watts
10000 LIVES AT UR HANDS
gal ur punani loud
Medals Earned: 4/5 (140/240 points)
fire your gun
thats scary
Kill Peter the Ant.
accidentally kill 25 civilians in one sitting
Soprano
Medals Earned: 2/50 (15/500 points)
Destroy 10 enemy drones.
Clear a stage without being hit once.
Destroy 100 asteroids.
Destroy 1000 asteroids.
Destroy 10000 asteroids.
Destroy 100 enemy drones.
Destroy 1000 enemy drones.
Destroy 10 enemy ships.
Destroy 100 enemy ships.
Destroy 500 enemy ships.
Destroy a battleship without the Silver Wing.
Destroy a bumper ship.
Destroy a divider ship.
Defeat Varik Gorr.
Collect 1000 credits.
Collect 10000 credits.
Collect 50000 credits.
Destroy 10 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 100 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Destroy 250 asteroids or enemy ships by ramming them.
Beat the game in Rookie or Cadet Mode.
Beat the game in Cadet Mode.
Beat stage mode twice.
Beat the game in Ace Mode.
Buy all Weapon upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Reloader upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Armor upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Shield upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Recharger upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Ship Parts upgrades in the shop.
Buy all Items in the shop.
Buy all available upgrades in the shop.
Hatch the egg.
Level up Egg-kun.
Use the bomb for the first time.
Self-destruct your ship by using the bomb.
Clear a stage without shooting once.
Watch the credits until the end.
Watch the post-credit scene.
Unlock the Valkyrie Type MA.
Unlock the Silver Wing.
Collect your first quartz fragment.
Collect 1000 quartz fragments.
Collect 5000 quartz fragments.
Achieve a score of at least 9001 in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 100k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 250k in endless mode.
Achieve a score of at least 1M in endless mode.
Enter the sacred code in the main menu.
Unlock all achievements.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/220 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
autoclicker
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (250/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Hit some poop with the hammer